In a showcase on the third floor of the iconic Melbourne stadium rests a vibrant pink outfit performed in by the pop star. His show in front of 100,024 fans was hailed as a triumph.
You might not like his music. Maybe you feel he is the finest offering to music the world has ever seen. You might take a middle ground, admitting that some hits are fantastic while others are awful.
The central idea is that entertainment can manifest in countless ways. Preferences differ. There is no universal formula to create art or even five-day cricket.
The Incomparable Variety of The Test Format
The traditional format boasts incomparable variety. It is hard to think of another sport where the outcome is so reliant upon the environment.
The weather, the time of day, the red ball – the variables are numerous. Most important is the playing surface.
If the format is a form of art, the wicket is the foundation on which the players paint their masterpiece.
A Broken-Down Battle: The MCG Match
The recent Melbourne match between Australia and England was an abstract version of cricket, the traditional sport dismantled and reassembled in abstract form.
It must be stated this is not a endorsement of the wicket which resulted in a victory and the another short match of the Ashes battle.
Leaving 10mm of grass on the pitch, resulting in 36 wickets tumbling in less than two days, is not a fair contest between batter and bowler.
A Diverse Legacy: The Essence of Test Cricket
But any suggestion this was a inferior show, one that should be footnoted as not a proper Test, is mistaken.
The long game is a varied portfolio, over two thousand matches and ongoing. Sometimes, as witnessed recently, the ball does all sorts for the fast men. In contrast, it grips and turns on a dust bowl. Sometimes, the pitch is unresponsive, other times it bounces unevenly.
The exciting finishes are even more exciting because of the patience devoted elsewhere.
Adaptation: The Real Challenge
Specific conditions are accepted more freely than others.
The argument in Melbourne was that the balance was weighted unfairly towards the fielding side. That the best players were unable from showcasing their talents.
This level of cricket is about finding solutions – assessing the situation and adapting effectively. The best individual scores were made by world-class players. One side committed more errors than the other, and thus were defeated.
Pure Elation: For Those Who Waited
Try telling the devotees who have experienced years of defeat that this wasn't compelling.
In a corner of the stadium, thousands waved their flags and created an atmosphere, producing a party atmosphere in a heartland of Australian cricket.
There was optimism as the attack surged, advantage when batters responded, and rapturous celebration when the victory was achieved.
Extreme Ends: The Spectrum of Test Matches
The Melbourne has previous experience with controversial surfaces. In the past, a game there featured a strip with the excitement of a pulled Christmas cracker.
That match was a grind, with minimal action and endless boredom. This recent match and that slow Test are polar opposites of the scale – both are not perfect, yet historical weight can be found in each.
Four Tests into the ongoing battle, it is the shortest games that will be most remembered in the collective consciousness.
"It's not the demise of the long game at all," observed a veteran. "Spectators who have been privileged to see these short time have been given some genuine drama. An unusual spectacle."
Signs of Progress: Looking Ahead
In the build-up to this match, the captain talked like a man carrying the enormous pressure on his back.
The players responded for him, restoring the joy to his countenance.
Different players delivered with crucial roles. These are small positives, hardly enough to secure long-term stability, but a foundation to build on.
Ultimately, this triumph takes its place among other historic performances in meaningless games.
As the supporters departed into a stunning sunset, the team assembled on the turf to commence their own festivities.
Savour the moment, men. You've earned this one.